Small Penis Humiliation Captions

Ready for some super hot small penis humiliation captions?

A micro penis like that is utterly disgusting. No woman would ever touch a little dick like that.

Instead, it needs to be locked in chastity while she enjoys real men!

Enjoy getting your dick laughed at LOL

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What would they think?

What would your friends think if they knew what a small dick you have?

Should I tell them?

Entertain me loser

Let’s see that little pindick of yours

I bet you need a microscope to see it!

Your dick needs to be at least 8 inches for me to be interested

….otherwise, you belong locked in chastity never to see the light of day again

Come on, slaveboy, jerk it for me

Jerk that tiny little dick

But don’t you dare cum. You know you aren’t alowed!

You see my perfect little pussy?

Yeah, that’s not for you

It’s reserved for REAL men with BIG dicks

I wouldn’t even let your pindick hump my heels haha!

Oh my god, is that all of it?

Your dick is so small

From now on, I’m going to call it a clit!

I’m going to tell you the cold hard truth

Your dick is so small no woman in her right mind would ever touch it

Guess what my sister told me?

She said you have the smallest dick she’s ever seen

Let’s see if you are bigger than my high heels!

You know its true

Even if I let you fuck me you’d probably cum in about 3 seconds. It is best not to embarrass yourself

I bet you’re dying to find out why, right?

Well, the reason why your wife always fucks your friends is because your dick is too small to make her cum

You know what the other girls in the sorority told me?

They told me you have the smallest dick they have ever seen

Is that true?

I want to see it then…

So that’s it? Really?

But you’re only like 2 inches

I think I need to start fucking your friends instead

Deep down you know its true

Your girlfriend sleeps around all the time because your little dick can’t satisfy her

You know what?

I’m thinking about telling my girlfriend about your tiny dick to see if she laughs

What do you think of that idea?

So I forgot to tell you, but….

I’ve had enough of your small dick so I called my trainer to come fuck me properly

Just wait till you see how big he is!

Ew, that is so disgusting!

Great, now I’ll never be able to unsee that disgusting little dick of yours

Should I do it?

Should I tell your friends about your little 2 inch pecker?

Would it be humiliating? I bet it would haha

I kind of want to tell them now…

You know it’s true

If you have a small dick, your wife has the right to sleep with other men

You know I’m not joking

Give me your chastity key NOW

…otherwise I’m going to tell everyone just how small that dicklet of yours is

You know your role, slave

The only thing little dick losers like you are good for is serving superior couples like us

Wow, I didn’t think it was possible

But it looks like your dick shrunk while I kept you in that cage!

This Goddess body is for REAL men

Cucks like you get no sex life at all

It’s time to play by my rules…

The smaller your dick the longer I will lock it up, got it?

You know what my sorority sisters told me?

They said you hands down have the smallest dick they have ever seen

That can’t be true…can it?

You actually thought you had a chance with me?

Please, I’ll lock up that dick and make you suck my boyfriend’s cock

Ew, is that really your dick?

I think my pinky toes is better than it

It’s time to lock that pindick for me

I don’t plan on unlocking you until next year, so you better jerk while you can…

You know it’s true:

Your little dick belongs in chastity for me

Just hand me the key…